Mama don’t take my Kodachrome

Summer's dahlias

Kodak is bankrupt.  Chances are hearing that news made you sad.  As Don Draper said in a Mad Men episode where he was pitching to Kodak—showing slides of his estranged wife and children as he spoke—“Nostalgia is a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone.”   Marketing guru Al Ries has a take on what went wrong. He says that it’s not that Kodak missed the shift to digital photography: Kodak not only invented digital photography, they invested over $5billion in digital photography research and development and hold thousands of patents.   Rather, he argues, it’s a branding issue. He suggests that in consumers’ minds the Kodak brand is associated with photographic film. Pointing to various other Kodak technologies that never really succeeded—from photocopiers to printers—he says that having a well-known name is not always an advantage. He says Kodak should have created a new brand name for their digital technology, as Eveready did with the Energizer brand for the new alkaline batteries.   Maybe he’s right.  Or maybe he’s just a marketing guy with a hammer, looking for a nail. Perhaps Lou Gerstner’s experience is more relevant…”I came to see, in my time at IBM, that [...] Read More »

The Ambassador’s tie

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  Imagine a creative writing class being given—as the title for their short story exercise—“The Ambassador’s tie”. In perhaps the most successful attempt, the ambassador is last seen in the company of a beautiful woman at Monaco’s Hotel de Paris. His tie is found on the bannister, but neither he—nor the woman—has been seen since. Another of their stories is set in Bangkok; another Geneva. Sometimes it’s the tie that is missing, in others it’s the ambassador. The common theme is intrigue. As is usually the way, the truth is rather more prosaic. The setting is Wellington and neither the tie, nor the Ambassador, is missing. There is intrigue, however, because the Ambassador in question is an expert at his craft. Everyone in business is a sales person: an ambassador for their brand. And the aspect of selling—of being a brand ambassador—that most people find most challenging is engaging with prospective customers. Be that in person at a cocktail party as the Ambassador was, or in their promotional activities and marketing collateral. Which is why you should remember the Ambassador’s tie. Because it’s a lesson from an expert in creating engagement: in starting a conversation with someone new.  The Ambassador—representing [...] Read More »

Hear our voices we entreat

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  Eli will tell you the first time he came across it. They were doing the New York Times crossword, which they do every morning, and the clue was ‘encircled’. Four letters. And after that it became a bit of joke between them: could they use it on a client job and get away with it? Eli and Ruth Cohen operate from a small office on West 28th Street, just a short cab ride from the United Nations headquarters. They are the go-to firm for national anthems. Visit them, and you’re reminded of Allan and Margaret Hubbard at South Canterbury Finance… a gentle, elderly couple, working away together. There are files piled high on every surface.  “Girt by files,” Ruth murmurs, before moving to the piano for a quick reprise of ‘Advance Australia Fair’. They’ve done most of them. Well not Palestine’s, obviously. And they missed out on France (“Allons enfants… marchons, marchons”) because tunes, they concede, are not really a strong point. Their son, Nathan, he was good with tunes, but he left the firm at an early age because of tension over his friendship with Freddie Mercury. Nevertheless, they are proud of Nathan’s contribution to Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ [...] Read More »

No shortage of sausages

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The weekend farmers’ market at the show grounds in Hastings is in the sheds at this time of year: not as picturesque as the summer location out under the trees, but no less popular.   What’s interesting about the market is that although they sell food, what we buy are their stories: the chef making chicken stock, the lawyer turned farmer, the egg man. Earlier this year, Scotland was beaten by Afghanistan in a One Day International cricket match. Hardly news, you might think, but actually a hell of a story. Until ten years ago cricket was banned in Afghanistan, but kids growing up in the refugee camps over the border kept the game alive and now they’ve made it to their sport’s top level. All of which is relevant because the Rugby World Cup is upon us and the scramble is on to sell the last of the tickets. And the challenge—as the lawyer now meat retailer would have predicted—is not the eye fillet: there’s always demand for the prime cuts, whatever the price; it’s the sausages. There’s never a shortage of sausages, so ignore the Rugby World Cup advertising campaign, because scarcity isn’t the story.  The real story is [...] Read More »

As radiant as Her Majesty at the races

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  David Attenborough is in Antarctica at the moment—at Scott’s hut—filming a new series. At 85 years old, he’s not just the best presenter about the planet, he may be the best presenter on the planet.  He knows his stuff, which helps. But perhaps the main thing to notice— next time the datashow beckons—is that it’s not about him. As far as David Attenborough is concerned, he’s only there to tell the story.  There’s no footage about how difficult it was getting from wherever he was to wherever he is now, or about how cold he is or uncomfortable.  If he uses ’I', it’s because it’s necessary, somehow, to the story, but he uses it rarely. He doesn’t tell the viewer what he thinks—we never learn anything about him. He presents the information and sums up what can be learned from the evidence. What he certainly does is make it look effortless: a sure indicator of the care and effort he puts into his preparation. What he also does is get excited.  Read this description from Clive James, “Few who saw it will forget Attenborough’s smile of ecstasy as he stood, some years ago, knee-deep in a conical mound of Borneo bat-poo. Miles underground, with cockroaches swarming all over him and millions of squeaking bats crapping on [...] Read More »

I’ve seen it all and it’s not what you think

The ripening citrus

  We happened to share the same lift, and as it descended we had the ‘what did you think?’ conversation. It had been one of those after work functions with guest speakers and now she was putting on her beret and gloves ready to meet the cold, in a way that reminded me of a Frenchman I’d watched on the Metro in Paris, knotting his scarf with a precision that had never in my life occurred to me. She’s keen to expand into export and had gone to pick up some tips. The speakers—from three quite different businesses—had been talking about their own experiences. Not in a know-it-all, ‘aren’t we amazing’, kind of way, but rather with that ‘nothing special’ modesty that makes you proud to be a Kiwi. They were intelligent, successful and quietly inspirational, but come question time, their answers didn’t really provide the ten secrets of export success our hosts might have been hoping for. One firm could have gone to China, but didn’t because none of the directors had any desire to live there. Another was doing business in Holland, but only because a Dutchman happened to knock on their door to ask if he could become a distributor. [...] Read More »

…and in the morning,

Our garden seat in memory of Natasha Bray (Mangatepopo, 2008)

  I never yet saw a company that was successful because of what it saved. Or—rather more provocatively—if the accountants are running the place, the receivers can’t be far behind. The RSA has been in the news because their national office figured they could save some money by having the poppies for the annual appeal made in China.  The cost reduction was material, so you can’t knock the initiative. What bothered me, however, was, ”is that it?”     When they got together (as I assume they did) to plan Anzac Day 2011, did they have anyone in the room other than the cost accountants? Didn’t anybody say, “Listen guys, that’s valuable work, thanks. Now let’s get back to our fundamental purpose here. You  know, the bit about, ‘at the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them.’ Where are we up to with that?”        I hear Maori Television has Judy Bailey back, which rather makes the point how much of a formulaic ritual Anzac Day has become. Instead of more of the same, how about asking [insert the name of your favourite agency or consultancy] what might be more effective? In Hastings, for example, (and maybe elsewhere) someone’s had the bright idea of hanging banners on the lamposts, like you’d normally see for a major event. There’s a picture of a poppy and [...] Read More »

Dam displaces happy people

Renewable Energy workers admire their efforts

Simon is a nuclear physicist. It’s not something he’s quick to admit at social events, because he’s come to understand many people would be more comfortable if he told them he was an Al Qaeda operative, or even a real estate agent. Because Simon is a nuclear physicist, he makes a convincing argument for nuclear power, which is perhaps not suprising. But what is surprising is that so too does environmentalist Stewart Brand, the guy who published the Whole Earth Catalogue back in the 70s, if you remember. Brand supports nuclear power as the only realistic current alternative to fossil fuels. He  quotes another environmentalist who calculated that generating the solar energy equivalent of a 1 gigawatt nuclear reactor would require 150 square kilometres of land, the wind power equivalent 770 square kilometres and the biofuel equivalent 2,500 square kilometres.   China’s Three Gorges dam, the world’s largest hydro power station, is at 18 gigawatt capacity currently, but over a million people were moved from the 630 square kilometres that were flooded (“Dam displaces happy people” reported the China Daily). According to an article on foreignpolicy.com (link below) the incident at Fukushima has not dented Brand’s commitment, because he thinks it will lead to safer technology.   What struck me about Fukushima was the fear that the media were so quick to exploit. Suddenly, something [...] Read More »

Out of the shops of babes

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Greg and Ange just had a son, so I went to a baby shop to buy a gift. I spotted one on Lambton Quay, and as I went in I noticed a reassuring message on a blackboard. “Father Friendly” it said. So now I’m inside, standing in front of a rack. “Can I help you?” “Ahh, yes please. Some friends have just had a baby and I want to buy a gift.”  Ten minutes later, I had made a purchase, it had been beautifully gift-wrapped, and I had the card to go with it. As I wandered off down the street, delighted by the whole experience, I thought, “What more is there to know about branding than that?” Identify a target market. Make them a promise. Deliver on the promise. Simple, eh? Read More »

Michelmann is on his way

Old letters

According to something I read recently, “we live a world that is steadily being transformed by social media.”  Social media is the new new thing and marketers (myself included) are queuing up to attend lunches and seminars where social media experts are guest speakers. Agencies are quickly learning the new buzzwords to drop into client conversations to demonstrate how savvy they are…  But is the world really being transformed by social media?  In his latest book, historian James Belich traces what he calls the ‘Settler Revolution’… the explosive migration of people across the globe in the nineteenth century. Marketers (‘boosters’, Belich calls them) worked hard to encourage people to start a new life on the other side of the world, flooding them with pamphlets promising a garden of Eden, a cornucopia of plenty. But more influential, Belich suggests, in changing the popular perception that Australia, for example, was a ‘sheepwalk populated by nomadic burglars’, were letters home. After two years in New Zealand, one woman wrote that, “”my hair, from being thin and weak, is now so thick I can scarcely bear its weight.”    ”Tell little Adam,” wrote another from the United States to her mother in England, “if he was here he would get puddings and pies every day.” Two points. First of [...] Read More »